Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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