On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Randomize
