Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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