She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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