When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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