What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
they need to just BURY HIM!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There's always time for handjobs
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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