You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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