I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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