U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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