Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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