cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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