Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Two words: nipple clamps
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