i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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