ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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