she pinky promised me she was 18
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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