You work out of a Hotel?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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