why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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