have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I touched a dick in church today
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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