69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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