what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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