I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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