It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
