Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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