Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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