called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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