Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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