I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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