Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We got so high we made milksteak
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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