Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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