i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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