the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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