Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We need a shit load of segways right now
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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