I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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