i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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