My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
