Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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