it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
