I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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