Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
