I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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