She's JV to your varsity
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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