is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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