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say what?
wanna hang out?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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