Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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