Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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