Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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