The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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