I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You don't make any sense
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