But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
