Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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